Norm Solves the World's Problems

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One of the central planks of my platform when I run for ruler of the world will be this:

A new "lane" for certain drivers. Previously known as "the shoulder" all drivers of:
Buicks
Priuses
Corrollas
Insights
Oldsmobiles (how ever many are left)
Rounded (pre STS/CTS) Cadillacs
Volvos
Any American car from the 1980's
and Subaru Wagons
will be required to drive in this "lane" under penalty of having their driver's licenses revoked and their cars sold for scrap.

A panel (me) would be set up to arbitrarily decide which demographic of cars was currently pissing me off and would be added to the list.

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