Space plane with scramjets coming? Maybe...

Skylon Spaceplane Engine Endorsed By European Space Agency - http://pulse.me/s/fNLxZ

Buick Bringing Back the GNX?!!!?!? Looks like it

Back in the day the Buick GNX was the (unlikely) diamond in the rough which dominated drag strips (12 second times) and generally had way to much performance for anything 1) built by a US car company between 1977 and 2004 or 2) called a Buick. 

It came to be known as "Darth Vader's Car"... I don't know why...
And now, with Buick one of the final 4 GM brands (thanks to China), the corporate overlords are looking to inject some life back into a brand better known for ferrying septuagenarians to and from Florida golf courses. Yes, the Regal Turbo was a good first attempt.. but it just isn't serious enough to make me stop looking at everyone else's factory tuned specials. 

Enter the GNX... 


Buick Grand National Picture
I work out
Looks like the GNX will be based on the Cadillac ATS (the new little Caddy), and will be RWD with... wait for it... around 400hp. Yeah, 400. Grandpa will be able to get to Shady Acres REALLY FAST. 

Will I want one? Remains to be seen. Yes - it will probably be cool. And yes, it will kind of be a baby CTS-V for less $$$. But will it have a stickshift? Will it have AWD as an option? (I would guess no, and with 400hp, that's too bad). Will it make me nod my head and say "damn.." when I see it? Will I need a pimp cane to fend off the hoes as I roll by? These vital questions will remain unanswered for many months, because like Peter Jackson teasing the fuck out of us with trailers for the Hobbit, it will be a year or more before we see anything even resembling the final version. 

Still though, a Buick I am looking forward to? That is saying something.

Shutting down Megaupload? Bad for box offices...

Megaupload Shutdown: Negative Effect on Box Office Revenues

Turns out that shutting down piracy is good for blockbusters but bad for small to medium sized movies. This makes sense to me, as piracy really just leads to information sharing for smaller movies, but can be a substitute for major releases. I don't know the numbers, but I think the same has more or less been true for the music industry in the last decade.

UK Man Hands Out Cociane To Kids for Halloween... Trick or Treat?

This is pretty bad...

(Reuters) - Three primary school age children in one English city reaped more than the usual harvest of sweets and chocolates on Halloween when they emptied their trick-or-treat goody bags and found several bags of cocaine.
On Monday, the man who had mistakenly handed out his cocaine stash to the children instead of candy was given a community service sentence in court, the Press Association reported.
Apprentice panel-beater Donald Junior Green fished in his pockets for a bag of chewy sweets to give to the youngsters at his door on Halloween, but instead pulled out a plastic pack containing eight bags of cocaine he had bought for 200 pounds ($320) earlier that day, Oldham Magistrates' Court heard.
He dropped the drugs into the goody bags carried by the three children, aged eight, six and five, who were out trick-or-treating escorted by their father, an off-duty policeman.
The 23-year-old defendant then closed the door, went back inside the house and put his hand in his pockets to get out his drugs - but instead pulled out the sweets.
Green immediately realized what had happened and went on foot, then by car, scouring the streets of Oldham in northern England to find the youngsters.
But the officer, Pc Simon Fowell, had taken his children home and, as they emptied their bags to share the spoils, he spotted the drugs, and made a swift call to on-duty colleagues.
Green was given a 12 month community order, ordered to do 130 hours community work and told he must pay court costs totaling 145 pounds.
(Reporting by Stephen Addison, editing by Paul Casciato)

To me - the funniest part is that because it is the UK the guy basically just got a slap on the wrist. Handing out hard drugs to minors by accident? Community service. Over here in the US you would go directly to jail, and would not even collect your $200. And you might spend the next... 10 years locked up.

I also find it interesting that we punish based on outcomes not actions. In other words - if those kids had tried the cocaine, and hurt themselves because of it, the charges would have been completely different even though the man's actions would have been exactly the same. However, you can't go around charging people with what "might have happened" so community service for cocaine it is.

Crapberry Android phone for $20??? WTF?

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Break into the world of Android™-powered phones with this little beauty. Featuring a 2.8" touchscreen, QWERTY keyboard, and a 2.0MP camera & camcorder.
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No joke - a decent (see my review) android phone for $20? They have to be losing money on this - but for that price you might as well pick it up as a navigation system, mp3 player, audible player, anything really. I mean - $20??? Damn.

Boston's Abysmal Driving and The Best Story Of The Year


In Boston you take your life in your hands when you are on the road. As a quick comparison - when you are in NYC, you know everyone is going to try and screw you but at least they are paying attention, it's fun in its own way. In Boston, correctly guessing what a driver will do next is pretty much like winning the lottery, and just as likely.

Today the city council is meeting to discuss ways they can improve the driving situation. Proposals include (and I am honestly not making this up) putting up signs so people know where they are going. I am not sure what paragon of innovation came up with that blue-sky idea...

Yeah. Really. The city council is THINKING about putting up road signs. You know, just in case there is someone who has not memorized the entire fucking city. Given historical precedent though, I think the likelihood of that proposal being adopted is slim to none.


But Boston driving stories get even better today.... Here it is, the best story of 2012:


Highway Safety director bumped due to bad driving record



"The state’s Highway Safety director will be “reassigned” from her $86,520 a year job after it emerged that she had a lengthy, checkered driving record, littered with moving violations — while she is still on leave from the latest of seven accidents, state officials announced today."

Sheila Burgess’ four-page driving history contains 34 incidents since 1982, including 7 car crashes and 4 speeding tickets, according to Registry of Motor Vehicle records.

Her most recent mishap was in August, when her vehicle collided with a boulder in Milton.

Sneaky fuckers, boulders
I'm sorry, but in Boston that is just hilarious. It has to be the only city where they would hire a Highway Safety director with 34 moving violations.

But it gets better and better...


The Globe reports that Ms. Burgess had no experience “in public safety, transportation, or government administration” at the time of her hiring.... yeah... and there's more:


"After The Boston Globe reported on that record, Massachusetts Public Safety Secretary Mary Elizabeth Heffernan said that Ms. Burgess could not expect the public’s trust, or Ms. Heffernan’s own, and that it was clear she should never have been hired as the public safety chief in 2007.

Mr. Patrick declared that Ms. Burgess’ 2007 appointment had been a “serious screw up,” and vowed to investigate it.


In spite of their statements Sunday, both Ms. Heffernan and Mr. Patrick said that once Mr. Burgess returns from her current medical leave, she would be reassigned to another position in the state’s Highway Safety Division."

Yes - REASSIGNED within the highway SAFETY division...

So.. how could someone such as the incompetent wreck machine Ms. Burgess manage to land a job which pays more than $87,000 annually??? It is not difficult to understand. According to reports, Ms. Burgess was formerly a consultant for U.S. Rep. James P. McGovern, whose office recommended the state hire her in 2007, although not for a particular position. In addition, she was a principal of a consulting group that did work for Lt. Gov. Timothy P. Murray when he ran for mayor of Worcester.

Oh Boston - beacon of liberty, protector of freedoms, land of graft, kickbacks, and soviet-level corruption.

whatthefuckasaurus






Hyundai and Kia Lied about MPGs?? Yup

Turns out that the Koreans were advertising fuel economy which was a little too good.

The sister companies of Kia and Hyundai have admitted to doctoring results for the last couple years, leading to higher then actual fuel economy numbers being posted.

The Chart is a Liar
Net result? A big black eye and a whole boatload of cash going out the door... 

The companies will spend millions of dollars compensating the owners of some 900,000 vehicles sold under the claims. All told, 35 percent of 2011-2013 models sold through October will see a reduction. Of those, 580,000 will see a drop of around 1 mpg, while 240,000 units will have their EPA figures cut by 2 mpg. The remaining 80,000 will drop by 3 to 4 mpg. Owners will be compensated based on their vehicles' odometer readings, and both automakers will contribute an additional 15 percent over the dollar value. The funds will be awarded via prepaid debit cards. For an owner who drove 15,000 miles, an adjustment of 1 mpg would result in a refund of around $88.

Unions Kill The Twinkie - Where is the bailout Obama?

Unions can think about as far into the future as a goldfish. In this case, that myopathy has lead to the demise of an iconic brand: Hostess.

This is, in fact, the president of the UAW
Yes, this means no more twinkies. How did this come about? Well, one of the Company’s largest unions, the Bakery, Confectionery, Tobacco Workers and Grain Millers International Union (BCTGM), initiated a nationwide strike that crippled the Company’s ability to produce and deliver products.

Net result? The company filed for bankruptcy. 

What the hell do we eat after the zombie apocalypse now???
However, this is the Obama era, so the union should not actually be worried at all. The bankruptcy should work out something like this:

1) The company goes under because the union drags them down 
2) The President of the United States agrees to bail out the company on the condition that...
3) The secured debt holders (the people who bought bonds from the company etc) give up their legal right to equity in the new-post bankruptcy company and instead get... almost nothing (think mafia shakedown - "here's what chu gonna do," - Obama is a thug and closer to Chavez than Jefferson)
4) The government (aka taxpayers) takes a stake and gives the rest of the company to... the union. Because of all their hard work and suffering. 
5) Taxpayers bear the burden of bailing out unionized $65/hr jobs while there is 10% unemployment, and get a huge negative return on their investment

Yeah - it sounds kind of funny. The sad thing is, that is exactly, and I mean exactly, what happened with GM.  

So, actually, the BCTGM is probably in good shape - who needs hard work when you can steal and threaten your way to "profits"?

As a final thought - if you have not read Atlas Shrugged, for gods sake go do so. There should be some serious shrugging going on the next few years... if only we had a gulch... 

Toyota Ad About Escaping Nanny State Tyranny Shut Down By Nanny State Tyranny



This freaking awesome commercial from Toyota (which is already ironic because Toyota is advertising a car which makes you "feel something" after years of selling beige wallpaper paste) has reached an amazing level of irony.

It has been banned from being shown in the UK, home of roughly 2 million CCTV cameras, because it "encourages reckless driving." Apparently completely failing to see the irony in this (it is a government after all), the UK regulators shut down the commercial about escaping a nanny state because 2, yes 2, people complained.

whatthefuckasaurus

Mobile Food Truck Fail: "Meatballs & Etc."

I just found this on craigslist in boston.... fail...
http://boston.craigslist.org/gbs/bfs/3399959282.html



Honestly - I am not sure if the best part is the "Meatballs & Etc." or the fact that the website is spelled wrong on the side of the truck.... in the listing they state "SELLERS GONE CRAZY" - interpret it how you will.







Mobile Food Truck - $51000 (Boston)


Date: 2012-11-10, 11:21AM EST
 gbxsc-3399959282@sale.craigslist.org[Errors when replying to ads?]

Mike 305-205-3006


LICENSED IN MIAMI AND JUST EXPIRED IN BOSTON


CHEVY P30 1998 WITH 118 K MILES ALL SERVICE BEEN DONE BY TRUCK MAX SINCE WE BOUGHT IT. THE TRUCK HAS BEEN USED FOR 8 MONTHS SO FAR AND READY TO GO.
COOKING EQUIPMENT IS AS FOLLOWS;

Meatballs and Etc Truck

is a 18ft custom built food truck by Food Cart USA.


Two 50 lbs ROYAL DOUBLE FRYERS
1 36'' ROYAL FLAT TOP
1 27'' ROYAL STEAM TABLE

Inside lighting with wall switches
Air conditioning in kitchen
Stainless steel walls
Bright diamond plate floor
Insulation
Water pump
3 compartment sink with 1 hand wash sink
30 gal fresh water tank
45 gal grey water tank
Dump valves for easy waste removal
External water hook up to easily fill water tank
Drainage in floor for power washing
One 9ft Hood with exhaust fan and control switch
One 27¨ True prep table
Doors/storage space under counters
Electrical package
Two 12' florescent light with cover
Fuse box„h 25 power cord
5/110 v outlet
Two 64¨ x 36¨ concession window with screens
One 36¨ x 74¨ R/V style door with screen
Two fold down shelf under selling window in and outside
One Guardian 7500 LP Generator
Two 100 lb LP tanks with stainless casing on racks
The Truck also has a full size 9 FT hood equipped with Ansul Fire system




bumper to bumper 27ft
kitcen space is 18.5 ft
width 8.5 ft which is half a feet wider than the average truck
hight is 13ft wth the hood exhaust
weight 13.750 lbs with equipment

the truck is a dually and has brand new tires on it only 10k miles.




WE CAN ARRANGE SHIPPING FOR EXTRA FEE PLUS SHIPPING CHARGES.


BUY NOW AS YOU WILL NOT FIND A TRUCK LIKE THIS AGAIN.


BEST PRICE $51k SELLERS GONE CRAZY Custom Built Trucks also Available

305-205-3006 MIKE Call NOW

NOWS YOUR CHANCE

SERIOUS BUYERS CALL NOW

This Truck was Built by Food Cart USA Check them out and see why I went with them. They have built 3 Trucks for University's in Texas including 1 for Miami's very own University Of Miami UM

Please read the whole Listing before calling.



305-205-3006 MIKE
THANK YOU

Completely customized gourmet food truck designed with no expense spared.
NOWS YOUR CHANCE

Payment will be handled with a Wire from one bank to another. Buyers must see the Truck in person before buying. No secrets here.
 
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Off The Grid Office For $1500. Or Cabin for that matter.

Do you work from home? Do you want to? Do you want to show the world that you care? That you are an architect and you traded in your Saab 900 for a Prius? You should have kept the Saab...

Anyway, I think a small off-the-grid cabin is really cool, but in this case it might make more sense as an office in your backyard.

Costco sells a perfect little shed for such an endeavor, the Aston shed. When I checked, it was on sale for $999, including shipping, which seems like a pretty great deal.
http://www.costco.com/Aston-10'-x-7.5'--Wood-Shed.product.100003338.html

Cozy

At 10x7.5 you get... carry the one... 75sq ft of space. Which is about as much as a large closet. 

But the cool thing is the design: with windows built in and the big doors, you can be pretty much working outside all summer (and you might want a screen of some kind come to think of it). 

Here is where my upgrades come in:

1) Harbor Freight 45w Solar Kit $150 (with the right coupon)

The trick here is putting the shed in the right direction. The angle of the roof is already pretty good - so you can mount the panels flat and have it look nice. You just have to make sure that the roof itself is south facing to maximize time in the sun. 

The kit comes with a couple of 12v lights and an inverter and charge controller, so pretty much all you need to add to it is...

2) Optima Yellow Top Battery $150 (depending on size)
(that's what she said)
These are not explicitly deep cycle batteries but they work really well at that function. Alternately, a regular car battery would actually work, it just wouldn't last as long (each time, and over time.)(That's what she said)

3) The other stuff
How off the grid do you want to go? How often do you use it as an office? In reality, you probably want to run a power cord out to the place, especially if you are like me and enjoy working on a fast computer with a big screen. That said, I have also done a lot of work on my Acer Netbook with a 10.1' screen, Atom 1.6ghz processor and 65w power consumption. 

And then you have the other things. If it is you backyard, just got to the bathroom inside (or outside - depends on your neighbors really). Breaking it down you have three options: office, spare bedroom, or cabin. 

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