Pelosi: Smarter than your average zombie

A little while ago - Pelosi was quoted at a conference stating "we want to drill your brains."

If you look at her - it is pretty clear: she is a zombie.

And really this is good for her, because if she were measured in intelligence against the living, she would come out somewhere between Keanu Reeves and Al Gore

"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it."

Thanks for that Al.

So back to the point. Pelosi made the interesting statement today that extending unemployment benefits "creates jobs faster than almost any other initiative you can name."

Uh huh.

Yeah, so you see, it is good that she is a zombie. Because that way - she's the top of her class! See - she doesn't just mumble, she can put full sentences together! Sure, they don't make a damn bit of sense - but it still smart for a zombie!

Yeah... but really.. its just sad.