Domenech Douchebag, Dumbass Dunga
There are some crappy coaches at the World Cup. Indeed you wonder how they get to be coaches at the World Cup.
You have Fabio Capello for the English team - who I am not a huge fan of. He refuses to play some of England's best players (Crouch) and has failed to create a cohesive and effective strategy. Currently, Rooney--probably the best player on the team--doesn't seem to know where his position is or what he is meant to be doing. But Capello has nothing on my two least favorite:
There is Carlos Caetano Bledorn Verri - known as Dunga. The coach of the Brazilians.
He was a very prominent player for Brazil from the late 80's to late 90's, including captaining the winning '94 squad. The time is known as 'era Dunga' for the slow boring style of game he brings. By the end of his playing time a young whippersnapper, Ronaldinho, was stealing the show with his amazing playing (Along with Ronaldo - who scored 12 goals in the 2002 world cup, a performance which was simply amazing). Ronaldinho went on to be the FIFA footballer of the year twice. For this world cup, Dumbass Dunga kicked Ronaldinho, one of the best 5 players in the world, off the team because he said he was "too showy" - in other words Dunga didn't like the fact he was more famous and better than him.
But probably the worst is, or really was, Raymond Domenech, the coach of France. He was a complete disaster. In this tournament, he manged to piss off the players so much that before their last game against South Africa, they refused to practice, and instead sat in their bus.
This is because Nicolas Anelka was sent home by the Frenchie Football F*ers (FFF) for shouting at Domenech during the embarrassing 2-0 loss to Mexico, and then refusing to apologize. Domenech, a world-champion eyebrow-grower, was unable to deal with the situation as a grown man, instead relying on his political FFF ties to have the striker literally sent home from the World Cup. There's some real maturity and leadership for ya. This is the same Freaking Frogeating Fainters who keept Domenech around after failing to make out of the group stage of Euro 2008. Their response to totally blowing it? “The FFF, speaking through its president, apologizes for the unacceptable conduct of the players that are representing our country,”
Yeah...
You see the thing is - the French media blames the players on the team for all this. Which is true to a degree. They are a bunch of overpaid brats who are not that good at football, give up when the going gets tough, are terrible at defense, and like to blame their failures on others while claiming others victories as their own. In other words, they're French.
But the coach is also to blame. He was a lame duck, due to replaced after this tournament, he failed to mold the team into any kind of cohesive unit, and he showed the leadership ability of a French General (go to Google, enter "French Military Victories" and hit "I'm Feeling Lucky"). He was a complete disaster.
Which was a good thing really, because the frog-eating surrender monkeys are out of the tournament! Woot woot.
You have Fabio Capello for the English team - who I am not a huge fan of. He refuses to play some of England's best players (Crouch) and has failed to create a cohesive and effective strategy. Currently, Rooney--probably the best player on the team--doesn't seem to know where his position is or what he is meant to be doing. But Capello has nothing on my two least favorite:
There is Carlos Caetano Bledorn Verri - known as Dunga. The coach of the Brazilians.
He was a very prominent player for Brazil from the late 80's to late 90's, including captaining the winning '94 squad. The time is known as 'era Dunga' for the slow boring style of game he brings. By the end of his playing time a young whippersnapper, Ronaldinho, was stealing the show with his amazing playing (Along with Ronaldo - who scored 12 goals in the 2002 world cup, a performance which was simply amazing). Ronaldinho went on to be the FIFA footballer of the year twice. For this world cup, Dumbass Dunga kicked Ronaldinho, one of the best 5 players in the world, off the team because he said he was "too showy" - in other words Dunga didn't like the fact he was more famous and better than him.
But probably the worst is, or really was, Raymond Domenech, the coach of France. He was a complete disaster. In this tournament, he manged to piss off the players so much that before their last game against South Africa, they refused to practice, and instead sat in their bus.
This is because Nicolas Anelka was sent home by the Frenchie Football F*ers (FFF) for shouting at Domenech during the embarrassing 2-0 loss to Mexico, and then refusing to apologize. Domenech, a world-champion eyebrow-grower, was unable to deal with the situation as a grown man, instead relying on his political FFF ties to have the striker literally sent home from the World Cup. There's some real maturity and leadership for ya. This is the same Freaking Frogeating Fainters who keept Domenech around after failing to make out of the group stage of Euro 2008. Their response to totally blowing it? “The FFF, speaking through its president, apologizes for the unacceptable conduct of the players that are representing our country,”
Yeah...
You see the thing is - the French media blames the players on the team for all this. Which is true to a degree. They are a bunch of overpaid brats who are not that good at football, give up when the going gets tough, are terrible at defense, and like to blame their failures on others while claiming others victories as their own. In other words, they're French.
But the coach is also to blame. He was a lame duck, due to replaced after this tournament, he failed to mold the team into any kind of cohesive unit, and he showed the leadership ability of a French General (go to Google, enter "French Military Victories" and hit "I'm Feeling Lucky"). He was a complete disaster.
Which was a good thing really, because the frog-eating surrender monkeys are out of the tournament! Woot woot.
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