Classics from the company inbox

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Got this one last night, classic:

First Name: sri dewi
Last Name: maharani
Email: smaharani@gmail.com
Telephone: 6221 98568759
Comments: I have client want to buy oil refinery with capacity 100 000bbld, do you have ?
please advice . urgent


Hmmmm... yeah, I have one right over here... because, you know, I a few oil refineries sitting around to go with my collection of closed GM factories..

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