Need a Laugh?
This is one of the best sites out there. It is up in the pantheon of laughs with icanhazcheesburger (even though I dont like cats that much, I love that site), and Fail Blog.
http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/all/
Yeah, its the best of Craigslist. And it is hilarious. For example:
Date: 2009-05-25, 8:30PM EDT
We have cows that keep pooping and it's more than we can handle. Every day there is more cow shit piling up and my husband is starting to panic. He works at Jiffy Mart and doesn't have the time to figure out what to do with all of it. I work too, and I dread coming home each night only to see the cows have pooped another mountain. Please, if you know what can be done about this situation, please let us know as we are at wits end. The stench is becoming unbearable here and I can hardly eat my salad right now as I type this.
Date: 2009-05-23, 9:47PM PDT
Puppy's = PUPPIES
puppie = PUPPY
Applys = APPLIES
rare = degenerate
photo of dogs in a chicken-wire cage = I'm a BYB who's too cheap to buy a kennel
AKC/CKC registered = I paid a bit more so that you will pay a helluva lot more and think that it means the dog is quality (if you went to the AKC website you'd realize that any dog listed ask AKC registered that is up for sale is supposed to come with a specific disclaimer attached... but you already knew that didn't you?)
Chiwawa, Chichuachua, Chiuaua, and the best one, Chichuaga = CHIHUAHUA
Doxon = You don't know anything about the breed you're trying to sell
part Datsun= Perhaps it's a Japanese mixed breed. Hopefully it has low mileage.
Date: 2009-05-21, 8:44PM MDT
http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/all/
Yeah, its the best of Craigslist. And it is hilarious. For example:
Cow poop
Date: 2009-05-25, 8:30PM EDT
We have cows that keep pooping and it's more than we can handle. Every day there is more cow shit piling up and my husband is starting to panic. He works at Jiffy Mart and doesn't have the time to figure out what to do with all of it. I work too, and I dread coming home each night only to see the cows have pooped another mountain. Please, if you know what can be done about this situation, please let us know as we are at wits end. The stench is becoming unbearable here and I can hardly eat my salad right now as I type this.
Pet Ad Translations
Date: 2009-05-23, 9:47PM PDT
Puppy's = PUPPIES
puppie = PUPPY
Applys = APPLIES
rare = degenerate
photo of dogs in a chicken-wire cage = I'm a BYB who's too cheap to buy a kennel
AKC/CKC registered = I paid a bit more so that you will pay a helluva lot more and think that it means the dog is quality (if you went to the AKC website you'd realize that any dog listed ask AKC registered that is up for sale is supposed to come with a specific disclaimer attached... but you already knew that didn't you?)
Chiwawa, Chichuachua, Chiuaua, and the best one, Chichuaga = CHIHUAHUA
Doxon = You don't know anything about the breed you're trying to sell
part Datsun= Perhaps it's a Japanese mixed breed. Hopefully it has low mileage.
Free, Free, Free!!!!
Date: 2009-05-21, 8:44PM MDT
Ever want a good quality stump you can rest your feet on, relax on, or even eat on? Then we have the best item FOR FREE just for you. Today only come and get your free, newly removed stump. You even get the dirt attached for NO CHARGE. Just cant get any better than this. Please let everyone have a chance for this, serious inquries only. Have a great day, have fun and keep shopping on Craigslist!
Date: 2009-05-20, 8:04PM MST
1986 toyota camry
custom made with heavy duty cardboard body kit
runs good fast and fun
custom cardboard hoodscoop and rear spoiler for
super aerodynamic
15 inch chrome rims
comes with pink sandle air freshner for odor control
flame and dragon decals
Date: 2009-05-12, 12:16PM EDT
This is a collection of ketchup packets from around the world. approximately 25 countries are represented here, including japan, finland, estonia, greenland, brazil, and portugal. none of the packets have been opened and they are labeled with their home country.
Collection comes in decorative box with ducks on it.
And so on and so on.... good times.
- it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
1986 toyota camry custom
Date: 2009-05-20, 8:04PM MST
1986 toyota camry
custom made with heavy duty cardboard body kit
runs good fast and fun
custom cardboard hoodscoop and rear spoiler for
super aerodynamic
15 inch chrome rims
comes with pink sandle air freshner for odor control
flame and dragon decals
Free - International Ketchup Packet Collection
Date: 2009-05-12, 12:16PM EDT
This is a collection of ketchup packets from around the world. approximately 25 countries are represented here, including japan, finland, estonia, greenland, brazil, and portugal. none of the packets have been opened and they are labeled with their home country.
Collection comes in decorative box with ducks on it.
And so on and so on.... good times.
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