Bidding war for rights to "Asteroids" Movie!

This is not a joke. At least I dont think it is. But it should be...

'Asteroids' lands at Universal

Lorenzo di Bonaventura producing game adaptation

By Borys Kit

July 2, 2009, 02:12 AM ET

Universal has won a four-studio bidding war to pick up the film rights to the classic Atari video game "Asteroids." Matthew Lopez will write the script for the feature adaptation, which will be produced by Lorenzo di Bonaventura.

In "Asteroids," initially released as an arcade game in 1979, a player controlled a triangular space ship in an asteroid field. The object was to shoot and destroy the hulking masses of rock and the occasional flying saucer while avoiding smashing into both.

As opposed to today's games, there is no story line or fancy world-building mythology, so the studio would be creating a plot from scratch. Universal, however, is used to that development process, as it's in the middle of doing just that for several of the Hasbro board game properties it is translating to the big screen, such as "Battleship" and "Candyland."

Senior vp of production Jeff Kirschenbaum will oversee the project for Universal.

Di Bonaventura's next outing is "G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra," which Paramount is set to open Aug. 7.

Lopez came out of Disney's writing program and worked on that studio's recent movies "Bedtime Stories" and "Race to Witch Mountain." He also wrote the most recent draft of "The Sorcerer's Apprentice," currently in production with Nicolas Cage and Jay Baruchel starring.
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If you just want to play the game, for old times sake, or because it is amazing, click here:
http://www.play.vg/games/4-Asteroids.html

It might also remind you how totally ridiculous the idea of turning this into a movie is. Sure, it was the first game to employ "physics" and so totally revolutionized gaming (though, Space Invaders was actually more popular), but the fact that it lacks
1) A plot/storyline/backstory/anything in the way of a story at all
2) Characters other than the spaceship, big alien spaceship, and small alien spaceship
3) Color
should probably have dissuaded universal.

Then again, if Transformers 2 is any indication, a movie can be completely terrible and have no plot and still do well. Though of course the real point of Asteroids is to blow up more and more asteroids until you die. Which is really not much of a cinematic arc...

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