Real Hobbits

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More information about the "real hobbits" has come to light, and it further proves that the Lord of the Rings is actually a historical text. The hobbits (found on the island of Flores) had abnormally large flat feet.

Along with being about 3ft tall, this is further proof that they are a distinct species, and not just a homo erectus who got shorter due to living on an island.

In other words, they looked something like this:
http://lilithlotr.ejwsites.net/2003calendar/hobbits-rivendell.jpg

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