Got $65 million to spend?
This is just ridiculously amazing. A friend sent me the link to this...
My plan is to lowball them, put together a good financing package, invade Panama, and then threaten to blow up the Panama Canal unless I am given 1 trillion dollars. After I get the trillion dollars, I will pay down the rest of the debt on my Russian assault hovercraft, and probably retire at that point.
Alternately, this could be a wonderful plaything for Roman Abramovich. It even comes with a full armament.
Amazing to me this thing is being sold by a US brokerage...
http://www.iboats.com/sites/portlandyacht/site_page_9432/item_443366.html?listing_page=listing_sum_index_1.html
LOCATED IN RUSSIA �
MILITARY CLASS HOVERCRAFT LANDING CRAFT 90% COMPLETE AND READY FOR DELIVERY IN 4-5 MONTHS..........An outstanding opportunity for the right government agency to obtain a vessel which normally takes 4-5 years to complete. These vessels are proven in service with the Russian and Greek navies and their square-shaped pontoon structure provides a rugged, stable and seaworthy platform. The middle section accommodates the compartment for armored vehicles to be landed with the two outer sections housing the troop compartments, crew living quarters, life support and nuclear, biological and chemical protection areas.
Armament includes two (2) stabilized multiple rocket launchers, four (4) IGLA-1M portable air defense missile systems among others. She is complete with navigation and electronic systems.
LOA: 56.2 METERS
BEAM: 25.5 METERS
DRAFT: 1.6 METERS
SPEED: 60 KNOTS
RANGE: 300 MILES
CREW: 31
ENGINES: 5 GAS TURBINES M70
60,000 HP (total)
CAN CARRY 130 TONS.........3 TANKS T-80 AND 140 RANGERS
Call Portland Yacht Sales at 1-877-812-6220 for additional information.
My plan is to lowball them, put together a good financing package, invade Panama, and then threaten to blow up the Panama Canal unless I am given 1 trillion dollars. After I get the trillion dollars, I will pay down the rest of the debt on my Russian assault hovercraft, and probably retire at that point.
Alternately, this could be a wonderful plaything for Roman Abramovich. It even comes with a full armament.
Amazing to me this thing is being sold by a US brokerage...
http://www.iboats.com/sites/portlandyacht/site_page_9432/item_443366.html?listing_page=listing_sum_index_1.html
LOCATED IN RUSSIA �
MILITARY CLASS HOVERCRAFT LANDING CRAFT 90% COMPLETE AND READY FOR DELIVERY IN 4-5 MONTHS..........An outstanding opportunity for the right government agency to obtain a vessel which normally takes 4-5 years to complete. These vessels are proven in service with the Russian and Greek navies and their square-shaped pontoon structure provides a rugged, stable and seaworthy platform. The middle section accommodates the compartment for armored vehicles to be landed with the two outer sections housing the troop compartments, crew living quarters, life support and nuclear, biological and chemical protection areas.
Armament includes two (2) stabilized multiple rocket launchers, four (4) IGLA-1M portable air defense missile systems among others. She is complete with navigation and electronic systems.
LOA: 56.2 METERS
BEAM: 25.5 METERS
DRAFT: 1.6 METERS
SPEED: 60 KNOTS
RANGE: 300 MILES
CREW: 31
ENGINES: 5 GAS TURBINES M70
60,000 HP (total)
CAN CARRY 130 TONS.........3 TANKS T-80 AND 140 RANGERS
Call Portland Yacht Sales at 1-877-812-6220 for additional information.
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