White House Goes Solar. Again.

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Carter Obama, fresh off a tour of trying to save the world and nationalize everything that he can get his hands on, has decided that it is time the White House gave up on fossil fuels (a little) and installed solar panels. The panels, which boast 17% 22% efficiency will be installed on the White House roof. The reason? The oil embargo The BP disaster and agenda of creating new green jobs, as the 1980's 2010's will be the era of clean and green energy and building. Carter Obama wants to set an example, and so now a few light bulbs will be run off solar power, while the 8 stories of basement bunkers equipped for command and control of this nation will continue to run off their own nuclear reactor, which also, just as it happens, is an incredibly clean source of energy.

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