New, Crappy, Airship Proposed

I love airships.

I do not however love this airship. This Belgian hippie designer decided that planes flying around all over the place is a huge waste. It isn't. I, for one, like getting between New York and London at 550mph. Hell, I am sad that I can do it at 1,500mph like you could 40 years ago...

Instead, he thinks that going back and forth across the Atlantic using an airship which tries to run its hydrogen fuel cell off of rain and wind power, and has to sit and take breaks when it runs out... read on for more idiocy..

Zeppelins are pie-in-the-sky sort of dreams and every year or so there's a new concept for one, but they never seem to get built. Ever since the great Hindenburg disaster, people are wary of the concept altogether, not to mention, they're incredibly expensive. Lieven Standaert, a Belgian engineer, is hard at work designing a zeppelin that dispels all the major design issues of airships. He's proposing to build a long and pointy airship called the Aeromodeller II, made out of low-cost materials that generates its own hydrogren via wind power and never needs to land. If his theories prove correct, he could revolutionize airship designs and propel hydrogen power into the future for zero emissions transportation.

Current designs for airships have numerous problems, including that they rely on helium, they’re expensive to build, are vulnerable due to their over-pressured skins and require expensive hangarsto park them in. Standaert’s design for the Aeromodeller II would eliminate many of these problems. The zeppelin’s shape is modified to be longer and skinnier to reduce the need for pressurized skins. Lower cost materials, like light thermoplastic foil could be used instead of a woven skin material. The Aeromodeller II is also designed so it never needs to land, which eliminates the need for expensive hangars.

The zeppelin would move via hydrogen, which would be generated on board, so it never needs to stop at a refueling station. Using ground anchors, the airship’s propellers would switch gears to become turbines, harnessing the power of the wind to generate hydrogen. In this way, the zeppelin could remain aloft indefinitely by resupplying hydrogen whenever it needs to.

The Aeromodeller II isn’t designed for speed and would probably only achieve about 80 km/h (50mph). This low speed transportation though would be completely zero-emissions and rely completely on renewable energy. Standaert is currently showing a model of his design in Antwerp, Belgium, until the end of February (find out more here).

Why is this as intelligent as letting a college professor run a country? Because if I wanted to go slow and use only renewable energy, why the hell would I make it this complicated?

I mean, I love airships, but there are three primary uses: military, heavy lifting and cruise ships. Anyone who thinks they will replace airplanes probably also thinks that bicycles should replace cars. Dumb.