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Flexi USA PCPetID Pet ID Tag for Collar

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Flexi USA PCPetID Pet ID Tag for Collar

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Here’s what you do: You take your most sensitive data—your access codes, instructions to your underlings in the event of your untimely death, naked pictures of your exes, whatever—and you store them on this 64-meg flash drive that’s designed to hang on a pet collar.

You put the drive on such a collar, then you put the collar on a scary dog. Or, actually, it’s not very responsible pet ownership to cultivate scariness in a dog. So instead, put the collar on an untrainable exotic pet, like a hyena that prowls your grounds or something.

Now that’s security! No one will ever get at this drive, not while it dangles a few inches from the jaws of your guard hyena! The drive is shockproof and weatherproof to survive being stored on a live animal, but we wouldn’t recommend you put it on an alligator collar or anything. Effective as that would be from a theft-deterrent standpoint, it probably wouldn’t last for hours underwater.

The other thing it’s good for is putting your contact information on it in case your dog gets lost. But if a pet ID collar is all you want, this one is totally inferior to the low-tech numbers-stamped-on-a-metal-tag version. You don’t want the person who finds your lost dog to have system requirements for figuring out how to return her.

But here’s something you can’t do with an old-fashioned dog tag: When your internet connection goes down, send the dog back and forth between your house and the neighbors’, as a canine courier of totally wireless (but slow) email.

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