New Business Plan

I am about to graduate from a top MBA program... and one website has accurately captured what it is I have learned...

scale killer e-markets
incentivize frictionless solutions
maximize viral platforms
utilize bleeding-edge supply-chains
integrate transparent ROI
envisioneer next-generation infrastructures
disintermediate strategic mindshare
innovate customized convergence
benchmark bleeding-edge functionalities
generate collaborative functionalities

Actually - this comes from a hilarious generator (if you have been through the MBA/Startup/Silicone Valley wringer)
http://dack.com/web/bullshit.html

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