Woot Weads the Wire. (their title, not mine)
COLUMBUS, Ohio (UPI)—U.S. and French scientists say they’ve developed a new understanding of a process called adiabaticity that’s used to control atoms in magnetic resonance.
The scientists also believe that “Adiabaticity” would make an awesome title for a Genesis song.
WASHINGTON (AP)—The Bush administration asked the Supreme Court on Tuesday to let the nation’s older power plants draw in billions of gallons of water for cooling without installing technology that would best protect fish and aquatic organisms.
Representatives for the Bush administration argue that giant mutant fish would really add a new dimension to fishing, and maybe help the sport recapture the attention of today’s video game obsessed youths.
SHERMAN, Ill. (UPI)—A Sherman, Ill., man said he has created a 100,000-light animated Christmas display in his yard that synchronizes with a 43-minute loop of songs.
Forty-four minutes into the display, neighbors began petitioning for the homeowner to be tried as an enemy combatant.
MAASTRICHT, Netherlands (UPI)—A Dutchman known as Europe’s most committed sperm donor says he’s fathered 46 children and is willing to keep at it.
The Dutchman offered everyone his business card, but no one really wanted to touch it.
NEW YORK (UPI)—Crude oil prices rose slightly on the New York Mercantile Exchange Wednesday morning following an OPEC request to have Russia and others join their ranks.
More genteel, refined oil refuses to even discuss the issue, finding such matters crass and impolite.
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