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This is just dumb. We now have a campaign on Twitter to cancel the Colbert Report because the show's corporate Twitter feed reposted a joke making fun of the Washington Redskins owner for being racist. So yes - people are getting their knickers in a twist because a comedian made fun of something racist and they are too damn stupid to realize the context. Twitter : What is this?  [smashes the model for the reading center]  A center for ants? Colbert : What? Twitter : How can we be expected to teach children to learn how to read... if they can't even fit inside the building? Colbert : Twitter, this is just a small... Twitter : I don't wanna hear your excuses! The building has to be at least... three times bigger than this! Colbert : He's absolutely right you know. Stephen Colbert Accused of Racism With #CancelColbert Campaign EMAIL PRINT 357 TALK MARCH 27, 2014  |  07:42PM PT Alex Stedman @a_sted Stephen Colbert  is in hot wate...

The UK might run out of cider this summer. Which would, pretty much, be the end of all things bright and beautiful. http://tpt.to/a4mFXnB

I think this is interesting and kind of funny.. Starbucks will be seeking alcohol. How do you order? Can I get a skinny Grande porter? Starbucks to expand alcohol sales http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-26676655

Yeah... the "new" 200 - because the old one was just a Sebring: the car famous for "Buy One Get One Free" sales... So, Chrysler decided to do something new. They built a boring ugly car and called it "entry level luxury"... oh wait... that's what they've been doing for 30 years... Also, this is supposedly "the new front of Chrysler" - in other words, they have decided to beat all their cars with the ugly stick. Fiat, just kill the brand off. http://www.autoblog.com/2014/03/20/2015-chrysler-200-review-first-drive/ Pleethe thstop pinching my nowse

H ilarious..... By  Chris Bruce RSS feed Posted Mar 19th 2014 7:30PM 121 10 Comments 53 The California man  who claimed that he suffered from a 20-month erection after a four-hour ride  on his BMW K1100RS motorcycle (similar model pictured above) has had his case dismissed. It seems the court found his claims too hard to believe. Henry Wolf filed a product liability lawsuit against  BMW  and seatmaker Corbin-Pacific in the California Superior Court in April 2012 after he claimed a motorcycle ride in September 2010 caused a long-term case of priapism from the "ridge-like" saddle design. He asked for compensation for lost wages, medical expenses and emotional distress from both companies. Nearly two years later, according to  Visor Down , Judge James J. McBride decided that the case didn't have enough supporting evidence. A urologist testified that the plaintiff had priapism, but the court rejected the testimony of a neurologist who cla...

North Korea reports perfect turnout for first 'election' under Kim Jong-un http://cir.ca/s/r5y

No joke. New research shows that the only reason we are not all burning up like an Irishman in Dubai is because of that fresh pine scent all used car dealerships love so much. Saving the world. No really. Ok ok... so maybe it's not the little pink tree over the rear view mirror which has such an impact. Turns out, it's mostly Mother Russia's forest. Because in Mother Russia, tree bends you over. Smell of forest pine can limit climate change - researchers By Matt McGrath Environment correspondent, BBC News The fresh scent of pine trees has a significant impact on climate change Continue reading the main story Related Stories Climate fix could make warming worse Warming slowdown linked to Pacific Satellite to monitor Earth's forests New research suggests a strong link between the powerful smell of pine trees and climate change. Scientists say they've found a mechanism by which these scented vapours turn into aerosols above boreal forests. ...

This is pretty funny - even people on Yelp can't stand Yelp. Basically, the company is a fraud - it makes money of the same companies it claims to have unbiased reviews for. The end result is that they promote negative reviews and move you down the list unless you pay them money as advertising and monthly plans. Small business owners almost universally hate the company. Would you eat at a place with that review? No... Don't do business with them either. Net result? Yelp has a 2.5 star rating... on Yelp. Hilarious. What a piece of shit company - just hoping they get dropped by Apple and eaten by the hedge funds. They already would be out of business if Apple didn't hate Google so much.

Drivers in Georgia will now face up to $1,000 fine or 12 months in prison for blocking traffic by sitting in the left lane. This is.... THE BEST NEWS OF ALL TIME Plus... think about how many prius owners will face jail time.. bonus! http://tpt.to/a4jRw9p

Turns out many I'm North Korea have become addicted to one of the country's leading exports.. http://cir.ca/s/LAe