Book Of Norm

I love cheese. I mean I really love cheese. I buy it 2lb blocks. Everything I cook involves cheese in the same way that everything Danica Patrick does involves her boobs: it's a critical ingredient. And because of that (the cheese part), this is just awesome: Opa!  Flaming cheese closes tunnel in Norway after truck fire [w/video] By  Jonathon Ramsey RSS feed Posted Jan 23rd 2013 2:58PM 36 2 Comments 19 Behold, the power of cheese. Flaming fromage has clogged up the Brattlitunnelen in Norway for almost a week. According to  Reuters , a truck was hauling brunost, a caramelized Norwegian goat cheese, through the tunnel when the cheese somehow caught fire. Due to its high percentage of fat and sugar, the cheese can burn "almost like petrol" if it gets hot enough, and the fire-concentrating properties of the tunnel meant it took four days  to put out the flames. But there's still the toxic fumes to deal with – the tunnel near the costal town of ...

Read the story below. Personally, I think there is absolutely no way this guy should have been fired. I think it is brilliant. Hell, I would put him in charge of outsourcing other people's jobs and getting the work done better and cheaper. Ok, there is some lying involved, but really performance is what I would care about the most, and this guy seems to have been performing well. Fire him? Hell no, give him a raise (to hire more oDesk workers). WTF JAN 16, 2013 7:19 AM 57,298   150 Share Developer Sacked for Outsourcing His Entire Job to China   Jamie Condliffe The truly lazy are often the most creative. Like this developer, who was caught outsourcing his entire job to China so that he could spend his time at work... not working. The ruse— highlighted in a Verizon case study —was carried out by an employee called "Bob" who worked at an anonymous "critical infrastructure company". The trick was only spotted when some...