Trademark

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The application for a trademark is typically cryptic and unusable. However, having to go through every entry for consulting and a bunch of other keywords did lead to these gems:

Consultation in the field of clandestine drug lab site decontamination

Providing a interactive holistic web site featuring health information and patient initiated, patient authorized, fee-for-service, holistic approach distance healing sessions based on the patient's specific set of symptoms, medical profile and medical record analysis; and patient benefit information concerning organic and holistic products and services

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